Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad.
Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are so jam-packed with
immigrants, people like Bart have lost the will to learn!
Bart: There's no denying it, Sis.
-- More spacious reasoning, "Much Apu About Nothing"
Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are so jam-packed with
immigrants, people like Bart have lost the will to learn!
Bart: There's no denying it, Sis.
-- More spacious reasoning, "Much Apu About Nothing"
Related:
- Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu.
Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's... - Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank... - Lisa: All right! Now you have all the Simpsons behind you.
Apu: That's nice, although three of you are below voting... - Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Marge: You know what? I'm going to vote No on 24.
Lisa:
Mom, you're the greatest! ... Can I have this licorice... - Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants... - Apu: Today, I am no longer an Indian living in America.
I am an Indian-American. Lisa: You know, in... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
From the same category:
- And now, the next event in our Living Room Olympics,
the always controversial Couch Vault. [gruff voice]... - Barney: Aw, we should've just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.
Moe: Hey, those ain't your rats, Barn. -- "Homer's... - Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too... - Moe: Looks like this is the end...
Barney: Oh, that's all right.
I couldn'ta led a richer life. -- Core meltdown is... - Martin: I am Calliope, the muse of heroic poetry!
Nelson:
No kiddin'! [kidney-punches Martin] -- "Treehouse...
