Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure. Mmm, back in
the '70s he was quite a teen heartthrob.
Homer: Yeah, who'd have thought he'd turn out to be such a weirdo?
Marge: What are you talking about?
Homer: You know, his bizarre personal life. Those weird things they say
he does down at the aquarium. Why I heard...
Marge: Oh, Homer, that's just an urban legend. People don't do that
type of thing with _fish_!
-- He may hold you to that, "A Fish Called Selma"
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure. Mmm, back in
the '70s he was quite a teen heartthrob.
Homer: Yeah, who'd have thought he'd turn out to be such a weirdo?
Marge: What are you talking about?
Homer: You know, his bizarre personal life. Those weird things they say
he does down at the aquarium. Why I heard...
Marge: Oh, Homer, that's just an urban legend. People don't do that
type of thing with _fish_!
-- He may hold you to that, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Selma: Er... come here, tiger!
Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next]
Selma
Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good... - Hibbert: Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at
the aquarium
Louie: Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge... - Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences. ... - Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the
collection money
that's all I need. Bart: [looking at him] I didn't... - Marge: I wonder if he's going to say anything about that horrible fish
Homer: Oh, Marge. What's the big deal? I...
