Burns: [throws his glass at Homer]
You call this Postum?
[bashes a 5-feet high pile of paper]
Burns: You call this a tax return?
[bangs a CRAY with his cane]
Burns: You call this a supercomputer?
-- Our referee in the Win 95 vs. OS/2 struggle,
"Homer the Smithers"
You call this Postum?
[bashes a 5-feet high pile of paper]
Burns: You call this a tax return?
[bangs a CRAY with his cane]
Burns: You call this a supercomputer?
-- Our referee in the Win 95 vs. OS/2 struggle,
"Homer the Smithers"
Related:
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you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Moe: Don't worry about nothing, Homer. I have a feeling that Mr.
Burns is going to have a little accident that might... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Homer: [chuckles] They'll never look for us here.
Larry:
Yeah. This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet... - Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes,
Smithers. And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled... - Burns: Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from Earvin
`Magic' Johnson?
Homer: [gasps] Magic Johnson!? [picks up the phone]... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemies:
the Elementary School, the local tavern,... - Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir?
Burns:
Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite...
