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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Data: "One Seven Three Four Six Seven Three Two One Four Seven Six Charlie Three Two Seven Eight Nine Seven Seven Seven Six Four Three Tango Seven Three Two Victor Seven Three One One Seven Eight Eight Eight Seven Three Two Four Seven Six Seven Eight Nine Seven Six Four Three Seven Six Lock.
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  I'm going to let you all out to see my team play the hockey game _if_ you promise to return to your cells....
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  Isn't this 742 Evergreen Terrace? Lovejoy: No, that's next door....
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  Nine little gigabytes, holding just the date, Someone jambed a write-protect, then there were eight....
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  } Homer: {Uh huh.} Bart: {Observe: a bike lock. [je locks the trampoline to a post] Now just turn around, and count to three...
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• One, two, three, four What are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damn.
  Next stop is Vietnam. Five, six, seven, eight Open up the pearly gates....
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....