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• Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.
  [hands Marge a pack of Laramies] Marge: Mmm....
• Hapablap: Ahem, ladies and gentlemen! What a day for an air show.
  Not a cloud in the sky! [Bob leaves the hangar pushing a wheelbarrow holding a ten megaton nuclear weapon] Bob...
• Guard: Stamp your hand for reentry. [the crowd runs past in a panic] Ba
  Hey! Cool! I want to be around when those guns start going off....
• Intercom: Prepare to engage enemy. [the jets speed past] Bogey's air speed not sufficient for intercept.
  Suggest we get out and walk....
• Bob: There. That's the last condom wrapper. [a jet flies by, blowing all the neatly piled trash away] Oh, I renew my objection to this pointless endeavor!
  Informally now and by affidavit later. Time permitting....
• Lisa: High-toned voice...Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is hiding!
  [they start running] When Bob broadcast that message, his voice was higher then normal....
• Homer: OK, so we can't go over the fence. Marge: I feel so helpless.
  What if something happens to them? Homer: I'm sure they're fine, honey....
• Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
  Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
• Krusty: What is the freaking holdup? Bob: Die, Krusty, Die!
  -- Slow-motion kamikaze, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...