Marge: [calling out] Bart, what's taking so long? If you're having that
problem with your zipper, I can send your father up.
Homer: Oh, no I'm not.
[Bart runs downstairs]
Marge: What's the matter with your face? Is that a fake nose? Are you
wearing chin putty?
Bart: I don't have to listen to these wild allegations!
[knocks his nose off by accident; SLH eats it]
Marge: Please, Bart, no more pranks. It would mean so much to me if we
could have just one nice family photo.
[shot of family photo with crosseyed Bart]
[shot of family photo with Bart wearing a mustache]
[shot of family photo with Bart holding an "I stink!" speech
balloon next to Homer]
Homer: Hey, I don't remember saying that!
-- Homer, unclear on the concept, "Marge Be Not Proud"
problem with your zipper, I can send your father up.
Homer: Oh, no I'm not.
[Bart runs downstairs]
Marge: What's the matter with your face? Is that a fake nose? Are you
wearing chin putty?
Bart: I don't have to listen to these wild allegations!
[knocks his nose off by accident; SLH eats it]
Marge: Please, Bart, no more pranks. It would mean so much to me if we
could have just one nice family photo.
[shot of family photo with crosseyed Bart]
[shot of family photo with Bart wearing a mustache]
[shot of family photo with Bart holding an "I stink!" speech
balloon next to Homer]
Homer: Hey, I don't remember saying that!
-- Homer, unclear on the concept, "Marge Be Not Proud"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Marge: [thrusting a copy of the photograph in his face]
What is the <meaning> of this!
Homer: Whyarreeuumpht... Meaningless! Marge... Don't... - Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to
provide a lot of new opportunities.
Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Bart flicks a pea at Lisa]
Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Bart... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me
dizzy.
Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little... - Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album?
Homer:
[as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look --...
