Brodka: [pounding the TV off] All right, show's over.
Bart: Er, excuse me?
Brodka: You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
Bart: No.
Brodka: Don't smart off to me, smart guy!
Bart: [stammering] I could pay for the game. I'll pay for it!
Brodka: You know, that kind of mush might fly at Lamps Plus, but don't
peddle it here.
[Bart laughs nervously]
Brodka: That's it, Mr. Comedian. I'm calling your parents!
-- Bart, misunderstood, "Marge Be Not Proud"
Bart: Er, excuse me?
Brodka: You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
Bart: No.
Brodka: Don't smart off to me, smart guy!
Bart: [stammering] I could pay for the game. I'll pay for it!
Brodka: You know, that kind of mush might fly at Lamps Plus, but don't
peddle it here.
[Bart laughs nervously]
Brodka: That's it, Mr. Comedian. I'm calling your parents!
-- Bart, misunderstood, "Marge Be Not Proud"
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