Marge: Hmm. Bart, what's wrong? There's something a little off about
your hug.
Bart: Mom, I need to tell you something. I kind of --
Marge: [interrupts] Let me guess. A mother can always tell.
[hugs him a bit]
Hmm. It's not fear of nuclear war.
[hugs him more]
It's not swim-test anxiety. It almost feels like you're missing
something...something important.
Bart: [eager] Like I don't have a soul?
Marge: [chuckles] Aw, honey, you're not a monster.
-- If only she knew, "Bart Sells His Soul"
your hug.
Bart: Mom, I need to tell you something. I kind of --
Marge: [interrupts] Let me guess. A mother can always tell.
[hugs him a bit]
Hmm. It's not fear of nuclear war.
[hugs him more]
It's not swim-test anxiety. It almost feels like you're missing
something...something important.
Bart: [eager] Like I don't have a soul?
Marge: [chuckles] Aw, honey, you're not a monster.
-- If only she knew, "Bart Sells His Soul"
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- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: What's wrong, honey?
Lisa: There's something troubling me,
dad, but I don't think I can tell you because... - Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail
but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a... - Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing... - Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem.
Lord,
have mercy on my soul...and Mom's soul...and Dad's... - Bart: Well, yeah, Mom. I mean, we love you and Dad too,
but God knows we don't need to see you every... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of
these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular
music.
[hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart...
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- I can assure you that we're using the most advanced scientific
techniques in the field of.
[searching for the word] body-finding. -- Police... - Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT... - Grampa: Put it all on 41. [nudges Homer] I've got a feeling about that
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-- Bart receives a sexy photo of Ms.
Krabappel, "Bart the... - Scene shows Marge in the kitchen]
Marge: [threateningly] Bart,
I am going to _get_ you...[brandishes some...
