Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing. [taps head]
Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul."
Bart: I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
Lisa: I think we should do a test.
[puts Bart's skateboard in the middle of the hall]
Homer: [walking along singing] Oh, doo doo doo. Oh, I'm just walk --
aah!
[slips on the skateboard, gets stuck between the stair railing
supports]
D'oh! Ow! Ow. [flounders]
Lisa: [chuckling] Well?
Bart: [worried] Nope. I don't feel a thing!
Lisa: That's creepy, Bart. I think you really _did_ lose your soul.
Homer: [to SLH] Good boy.
[he bites Homer's butt]
Ow! Ow! Who's doing that?
Lisa: Hmm?
Bart: Nothing...
Homer: Help me -- ow! Why isn't anybody -- ow!
-- The day the music died, "Bart Sells His Soul"
Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul."
Bart: I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
Lisa: I think we should do a test.
[puts Bart's skateboard in the middle of the hall]
Homer: [walking along singing] Oh, doo doo doo. Oh, I'm just walk --
aah!
[slips on the skateboard, gets stuck between the stair railing
supports]
D'oh! Ow! Ow. [flounders]
Lisa: [chuckling] Well?
Bart: [worried] Nope. I don't feel a thing!
Lisa: That's creepy, Bart. I think you really _did_ lose your soul.
Homer: [to SLH] Good boy.
[he bites Homer's butt]
Ow! Ow! Who's doing that?
Lisa: Hmm?
Bart: Nothing...
Homer: Help me -- ow! Why isn't anybody -- ow!
-- The day the music died, "Bart Sells His Soul"
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Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Bart... - Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both... - Bart: So...you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks,
huh? Lisa: Ehh, sorry about my unenlightened brother... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Bart: Wow! Look at all the colors, man!
Lisa: Red,
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life.
And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship... - Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing this:
[windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own...
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Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home... - Homer: Then they said they were going to kill Poochie off!
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-- Monty Burns utters a frustrated expletive,
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Troy McClure's instructional video, "Marge Gets...
