Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary
pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir!
Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave]
Ned: OK, now everybody take out your Junior Campers' pocket-knives.
Bart: Huh? [excited] You guys get to play with knives? [grabs one of
the other kids' knives] Aw, cool: a spork!
Kid: Don't hurt me!
-- Bart at a Junior Campers meeting,
"Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir!
Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave]
Ned: OK, now everybody take out your Junior Campers' pocket-knives.
Bart: Huh? [excited] You guys get to play with knives? [grabs one of
the other kids' knives] Aw, cool: a spork!
Kid: Don't hurt me!
-- Bart at a Junior Campers meeting,
"Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Related:
- Bart: All I've got to do is take this uniform back after school.
Milhouse: You're lucky. You only joined the Junior... - Here you go: your rubber training knife. You've attained the rank of
"pussy willow"!
Ned to Bart the Junior Camper after Bart passes a ... - Edna: Take out a sheet of paper, books under your desk.
Warren: [whining] I'm supposed to -- I've got -- I'm... - Bart: OK, look: I made a terrible mistake. I wandered into a Junior
Camper recruitment center,
but what's done is done: I've made my bed, and... - Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart]
Oh,
look: [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh. ... - Bart: [groans] Oh, my head.
Lisa: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
Bart: Ohh...I don't remember anything. Lisa: Really... - Ned: {Howdely-hey, Camper Bart. Ready for today's meeting?}
Bart:
{You knowdely-know it, Neddy.} Ned: {Okily dokily... - Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not
"slowpids",
huh? Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
