Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Homer: Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert
on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.
[1:32 clip from 7F12: Marge and Artie, then Marge and Homer]
Lisa: Aw, your first kiss...
Homer: But not the last.
[seven clips of Marge and Homer kissing, from 7G10, 7F10, 7F02,
8F10, 8F10, 8F18, 1F08]
Marge: Oh, Homey...
[they kiss again]
You see, kids? That's what I mean by romance.
[kids laugh in the other room at Itchy and Scratchy]
-- I guess they prefer violence,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Homer: Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert
on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.
[1:32 clip from 7F12: Marge and Artie, then Marge and Homer]
Lisa: Aw, your first kiss...
Homer: But not the last.
[seven clips of Marge and Homer kissing, from 7G10, 7F10, 7F02,
8F10, 8F10, 8F18, 1F08]
Marge: Oh, Homey...
[they kiss again]
You see, kids? That's what I mean by romance.
[kids laugh in the other room at Itchy and Scratchy]
-- I guess they prefer violence,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Related:
- Marge: I made the right decision to stay with my Homey,
so there was no harm done. Homer: [groans] Marge... - Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject,
but there was one time I got it right. -- Homer... - Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids,
I have a scandalous story of my own. -- Homer Simpson... - Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine... - Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids,
_I_ have a scandalous story of my own. ... - Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of
months,
I want you to break it off. Marge: Um, okay, Homer... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club.
Marge: Oh,
Homey. You know, you are a member of a very exclusive... - Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh? Marge: Homer...
From the same category:
- It's not your fault, Homer. It's those lousy writers.
They make me madder than a... um... yak in heat! ... - Prof: {Now if anyone would like to stay, I'm going to hold a
comprehensive review session after every class.}
Homer:
{[waving] Do we have to?} Prof: {No --} Homer: {Then... - Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
Contrary to what you've just seen,
war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners... - Frink: N-hey, I doubt very highly that one elixir could boast so
many fantastic properties.
[drinks some; turns into a handsome man] ... - Homer: Hey, fellows, I'm back!
Carl: Oh, that's great.
Your replacement was getting tired. [shot of...
