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• Bart: Oh, man, how are we supposed to kill the rest of the afternoon?
  Bum: You mustn't kill time, boys, you must cherish it....
• I don't know where you magic pixies came from...but I like your pixie drink!
  [drinks some squishy] -- Barney to Milhouse and Bart, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
• Bart: OK, we're young, rich, and full of sugar. What do we do?
  Milhouse: [yelling] Let's go crazy, Broadway style!...
• Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir!
  Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave] Ned...
• at a pawn shop, Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses] Milhouse
  Hey! I need those to see. Pawnbroker: Ah, these lenses are perfect!...
• Bart: Ohh, all these new superheroes _suck_! None of them can hold a candle to "Radioactive Man".
  Milhouse: The only decent new one is "Radiation Dude"....
• Bart: All I've got to do is take this uniform back after school.
  Milhouse: You're lucky. You only joined the Junior Campe...
• Edna: Take out a sheet of paper, books under your desk.
  Warren: [whining] I'm supposed to -- I've got -- I'm supposed to -- Edna...
• Bart: My God: the Mad Magazine Special Edition! They only put out seventeen of these a year!
  [grabs it] Milhouse: Boy, they're really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy....