Lisa: Hey Mom, is this how you caught him?
[throws Bart to the ground with his arm behind his back]
Bart: [panting] Face it, Lis, you're too puny to -- aah! Ow!
Lisa: Heh heh heh...
Marge: Lisa, unhand your brother.
[Lisa laughs unkindly, does so]
Bart: Yeah, like that really hurt. [walks away] [groaning] Oh...
Lisa: Mom, was catching that guy _the_ most incredibly exciting thing
you've ever done?
Marge: Well, it _was_ pretty exciting...but celery soup's pretty
exciting too!
[chops up the celery, grunting with each piece]
-- The many forms of excitement,
"The Springfield Connection"
[throws Bart to the ground with his arm behind his back]
Bart: [panting] Face it, Lis, you're too puny to -- aah! Ow!
Lisa: Heh heh heh...
Marge: Lisa, unhand your brother.
[Lisa laughs unkindly, does so]
Bart: Yeah, like that really hurt. [walks away] [groaning] Oh...
Lisa: Mom, was catching that guy _the_ most incredibly exciting thing
you've ever done?
Marge: Well, it _was_ pretty exciting...but celery soup's pretty
exciting too!
[chops up the celery, grunting with each piece]
-- The many forms of excitement,
"The Springfield Connection"
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\<
Bart:
Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: ... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny,
but it's not so funny when that violence is... - Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album?
Homer:
[as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look --... - Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you... - Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad.
Homer: Shush,
dear. You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up... - Marge: We'll meet you boys back here for dinner. Good luck,
honey. [kisses Bart] Lisa: Bart, I'm sorry...
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Hapablap:
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Bart: Not yet, but the afternoon is young.
Bart throws a wild party, "War of the... - Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very... - Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph... - Krusty: I'd like to thank everybody who contributed to Krusty's canned
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