Rooney: Milhouse, listen: you can't quit this movie. I've seen your
work; it's good -- very, very good. Van Johnson good.
Milhouse: I know I'm good. Movie stardom is just so hollow.
Rooney: Hollow?! The only thing in show business that's hollow is
the music industry. Come on, Milhouse, you _have_ to do
this, if not for yourself, then for the moviegoing public and
for the foreign markets that are more important than ever
nowadays and...finally, for me -- the Mickster.
Milhouse: [adamant] No.
Rooney: All right, I tried. Fortunately, we have a perfectly good
Fallout Boy right here. [puts his arm around Bart]
[next shot shows Rooney in Fallout Boy costume]
Rooney: Jiminy jillikers. Jiminy jillikers. Jiminy jillikers!
Director: [covering his eyes] We're shutting down production.
Assistant: Yeah, well, we only have $1000 left anyway.
Quimby: Uh, there's a $1000 leaving town tax.
-- Good to the last milked drop, "Radioactive Man"
work; it's good -- very, very good. Van Johnson good.
Milhouse: I know I'm good. Movie stardom is just so hollow.
Rooney: Hollow?! The only thing in show business that's hollow is
the music industry. Come on, Milhouse, you _have_ to do
this, if not for yourself, then for the moviegoing public and
for the foreign markets that are more important than ever
nowadays and...finally, for me -- the Mickster.
Milhouse: [adamant] No.
Rooney: All right, I tried. Fortunately, we have a perfectly good
Fallout Boy right here. [puts his arm around Bart]
[next shot shows Rooney in Fallout Boy costume]
Rooney: Jiminy jillikers. Jiminy jillikers. Jiminy jillikers!
Director: [covering his eyes] We're shutting down production.
Assistant: Yeah, well, we only have $1000 left anyway.
Quimby: Uh, there's a $1000 leaving town tax.
-- Good to the last milked drop, "Radioactive Man"
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Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really... - Editor: Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing
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[shot of assistant and director staring blankly] ... - Rainier: Ach! I can't believe Silly Sailor beat us both up and
imprisoned us in his floating Aquaworld.
Milhouse: Jiminy jillikers! Rainier: Uh, now there's... - Director: OK, listen up, everybody: this is the hardest,
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Rooney: Hi, Milhouse.
The studio sent me to talk to you, being a ... - Owner: So you kids fancy yourselves experts, eh?
Bart:
Well, between us we've read all 814 issues of "Radioactive... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
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Grampa rushes back to the rest home, "Bart vs... - What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
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sapling,
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Homer: But he's a loser!
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