Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.}
Marge: {Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!}
Homer: {[squirming] I _am_ holding still. I _am_ squirming.}
Bart: {Dad, you can't just go around pretending to be Krusty, it's
sacrilege. He's a one-and-only. I mean, he invented the pie-
fight, the pratfall, and the seltzer bottle, as far as I know.}
Lisa: {Yeah, Dad, it was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off
as Tom Bosley, but Krusty?}
Homer: {You weren't complaining when I got you this close to Chachi.}
Bart: {[pauses] [looks at Lisa] What's a Chachi?}
-- It's like a hibachi, only funnier, "Homer the Clown"
Marge: {Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!}
Homer: {[squirming] I _am_ holding still. I _am_ squirming.}
Bart: {Dad, you can't just go around pretending to be Krusty, it's
sacrilege. He's a one-and-only. I mean, he invented the pie-
fight, the pratfall, and the seltzer bottle, as far as I know.}
Lisa: {Yeah, Dad, it was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off
as Tom Bosley, but Krusty?}
Homer: {You weren't complaining when I got you this close to Chachi.}
Bart: {[pauses] [looks at Lisa] What's a Chachi?}
-- It's like a hibachi, only funnier, "Homer the Clown"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Bart: Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad.
Lisa:
If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty... - Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing
a plant on his nose]
Bart:
Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Homer: ... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came... - Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
You will now go back to your home towns and... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill.
Nelson:
[pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt...
