Kent: The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the
world, could be anywhere. It could be in your house...
You could be looking at it right now. It could be right in front
of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps
being held up by a loved one.
Homer: Maggie, I'm trying to watch TV. Put that moldy old bear down!
[realizing] Moldy? Old?
I'm gonna get something to eat!
-- Right on the tip of his tongue, "Rosebud"
world, could be anywhere. It could be in your house...
You could be looking at it right now. It could be right in front
of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps
being held up by a loved one.
Homer: Maggie, I'm trying to watch TV. Put that moldy old bear down!
[realizing] Moldy? Old?
I'm gonna get something to eat!
-- Right on the tip of his tongue, "Rosebud"
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