Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies,
wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!
-- Covering his ass, so to speak,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies,
wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!
-- Covering his ass, so to speak,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
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