Bart: Cheer up, Homer.
Bart: [happily] OK.
Marge: What if you pretended that this couch were a bar? Then you could
spend more nights at home with us. Huh?
Homer: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
Lisa: Look on the bright side, Dad. Did you know that the Chinese use
the same word for "crisis" as they do for "opportunity"?
Homer: Yes! Cris-atunity.
-- Something like that, anyway, "Fear of Flying"