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• BG: I cut my first and only album, "Sax on the Beach", but then I spent all my money on my $
  1,500 a day habit. [flashback] I'd like another Fabrege egg, please?...
• Teacher: Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of those peewee teams outside the school.
  Lisa: You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into vicious competition to compensate for their own failed dreams of glory?...
• Bart: [shudders] I hate this place. Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to it.
  Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with cottage cheese....
• Moe: Hello. Homer: Moe, what are you doing here? Moe
  What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?...
• I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy.
• Moe: Here you go, one beer [sets it in front of Lisa].
  One chocolate milk. [sets it in front of Homer] Lisa...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...