Marge: Good morning, dear.
Homer: What's my name? What color is the sky? What of donuts? What?!
For the love of God, tell me!
Marge: Homer, the sky is blue, donuts are plentiful, Friday is T.G.I.F.
night on ABC. What's gotten into you?
Homer: Nothing...nothing at all. Let's just eat.
[everyone but Homer eats with long forked tongues]
Homer: Ehh, close enough.
-- A world without cutlery, "Treehouse of Horror V"
Homer: What's my name? What color is the sky? What of donuts? What?!
For the love of God, tell me!
Marge: Homer, the sky is blue, donuts are plentiful, Friday is T.G.I.F.
night on ABC. What's gotten into you?
Homer: Nothing...nothing at all. Let's just eat.
[everyone but Homer eats with long forked tongues]
Homer: Ehh, close enough.
-- A world without cutlery, "Treehouse of Horror V"
Related:
- Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey.
Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Homer, what's wrong?
Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll]
That doll tried to kill me!
Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad... - Homer: Marge! You waited for me.
Marge: Er --
Homer:
OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Homer... - Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Homer... - Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks
with fingers] "wicked" guy.
He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
From the same category:
- Jay: Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you.
Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"... - Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart
Simpson?
Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited... - Some way to show your gratitude! No gold, no diamonds,
no rubies, not even a lousy card! Wait a minute..... - Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa,
and make a fresh start with Maggie. -- Homer, "Lisa's... - Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
Look at him! He's wearing a belt. [wistfully] That's...
