Preliminary Analysis Indicates That Our Rivals Have Developed A Safe And Reliable Method To Simulate Conditions Existing On The Interior Of A Stellar Mass.

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Preliminary analysis indicates that our rivals have developed
a safe and reliable method to simulate conditions existing on the
interior of a stellar mass. The fabrication and transmutation
of materials possible in such an environment guarantees significant
industrial and military applications.

-- Probe Team Operations Directorate,
Top Secret Report

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