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• Moe: Freddy Quimby was with me the entire...night in question.
  We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in....
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  Maybe just four. You could put him in the trunk for the first 36 blocks, then haul him out and drag him the last fou...
• Skinner: So: we meet again, Mad Magazine. Bart: How do you know it's from Mad?
  Skinner: [walking to his window] The year was 1968....
• NEW YORK -- Publishers from all across the country met this week at the first annual Book Publishers Assocation of America (BPAA) meeting.
  Many of the booths on the showroom floor were devoted to the single most important issue facing the publishing industry...
• Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems to be blissfully unaware that we have a holo-whip in the munitions cabinet.
  And I think, once his derierre is minced like burger meat, he's going to be history in two seconds flat....
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  [pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt....
• Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
  (1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President....