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• How many software testers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. We just recognized darkness, fixing it is someone else's problem....
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• Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: I'll have to get back to you on that....
• Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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• Q: How many pre-med's does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....