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• The best way to be an organ donor is to buy a motorcycle and ride it without a helmet.
  The severe brain damage that follows results in slow death, and emergency services often arrive fast enough so that good, healthy organs can be taken....
• Living poor is best left to those with no money.
• Patageometry, n.: The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant under brain transplants.
• Bach did it with the organ.
• NYMPHOMANIAC'S DIARY -- an organ recital.
• We are, after all, professionals. -- Hunter S. Thompso
• Liberace was great on a piano, but sucked on an organ.