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• So shall thy poverty come as one that travelleth, and thy want as an armed man.
  -- Old Testament -- Proverbs vi, 11...
• Anvari's Law of Homework: A homework doesn't get created or destroyed, but can be converted from one form to another.
• The great object is, that every man be armed. [...] Every one who is able may have a gun.
  -- Patrick Henry, speech of June 14 1788...
• Honest teacher. A virus really DID eat my homework!
• You ate my homework!? I didn't know dogs <really> did that.
  .. -- Bart to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart the Murdere...
• The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards -- and even then I have my doubts.
  -- Eugene H. Spafford...
• I'm heavily armed, off my medication and despise gender feminizts.