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I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F16

If birth is a miracle, is not death also a miracle?
AIDS Cures Liberalism.
Insomnia cures snoring.
I'm changing the CHANNEL.. But all I get is commercials for ``RONCO MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS''!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Whenever my faith in God is shaken, I think of the miracle of anti-freeze.
-- Cesar, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking.
Color slide viewing cures insomnia
Cures For Impotence - By Hugh G. Rectio
Cancer cures smoking. BUMPER STICKER.

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