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I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF08

I am Barney of Borg. Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg. Big Bird will be assimilated!
I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
I thot I saw a tweety bird, I did ! I did!
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. -- Steven Wrigh
Oh yeah? Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.
May I take your trident, sir? -- Dirty, Rotten Scoundrel
When I get a bird I'm naming it Jean-Luc Peckhard.

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