Related:

• You may be redneck... if you've ever been banished from a bowling alley.
• Number One: Homer Simpson, for your continuing and baffling desecration of our beloved sacred parchment, you are hereby banished from the stonecutters forever.
  And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame....
• A state from which religion is banished can never be well regulated. -- Leo XIII (1810-1903)
• Abe: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield.
  They had brought the sacred tree back to its native soil, and though Flanders was stuck with the impound fee, he could easily afford it....
• Are you kidding me? You must be kidding me!
• I won't grow up I don't want to go to school Just to learn to be a parrot and recite a silly rule If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree I'll never grow up
  ever grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, not me. I won't grow up I don't want to wear a tie and a serious expression in the middle of July And if it means I must prepare to shoulder burdens with a worried air I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, so there....
• You MUST be kidding!
• You GOTS to be kidding!
• Oh! I wish you could see the look on his face! Actually, I would have also liked to see the look on his face, but just then I woke up from the dream.
  "The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It" Shlomi Fish...