Please Do Not Shoot The Pianist. He Is Doing His Best.

Please Do Not Shoot The Pianist. He Is Doing His Best.

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Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
--Oscar Wilde, from Impressions of America (quoting someone in
'Leadville')

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