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• I have been complimented many times and that embarrasses me
  I always feel they have not said enough. MARK TWAIN...
• During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions.
  But none of them has done away with the need for character in the individual or the ability to think....
• I hold a scrap of paper in the darkness and light it.
  I watch it burn bright and curl, disappearing into nothingness, and the heat burns my fingers....
• It has come to my attention that nothing I never said has caused me any harm.
  When I am gone, you will be sorry you never heard me say what I don't usually....
• One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists.
  But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist....
• One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists.
  But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist....
• What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower stall.
  Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off of while he showers....
• My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower stall.
  Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off of while he showers....