I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they
happened or not.
-- Mark Twain
happened or not.
-- Mark Twain
Related:
- When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened
or not;
but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall... - The older I get, the smarter my parents were.
--
Mark Twain (1835... - 17) "Suppose you were an idiot . . . And suppose you were a member of Congress .
But I repeat myself." --Mark... - What if you were an idiot, and what if you were a member of Congress?
But I repeat myself. -- Mark... - Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain (1835... - Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
Congress.
But I repeat myself. -- Mark...
From the same category:
- Be the first to say what is self-evident, and you are immortal.
M. Ebner... - Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they
escaped teething.
Mark... - A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
Groucho... - To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia -
to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess. ... - They take the paper and they read the headlines.
So they've heard of unemployment and
they've heard of breadlines.
And they philanthropically cure them all By getting...
