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• Inconstitencies of opinion which may arise from time to time due to contingencies which may not be anticipated are often justifiable except when you do them
  ince for you, consistency requires that you be as dumb today as you were yesterday and the day before that....
• You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm!
• The only time in our lives we like to get old is when we're kids.
  If you're less than 10 years old you're so excited about aging you think in fractio...
• Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
  Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather popular....
• Typical humans, you can always count on them to mess things up.
• You can't be happy if you do things different when you do them than when you discuss them.
• Worker's Dilemma Law (or Management's Put-Down Law) 1) No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
  2) What you don't do is always more important than what you do do....
• The young man-about-town enjoyed luxury but didn't always have the means to buy i
  and so he huffily walked out of the Miami Beach hotel when he found out the charges for room, meals and golf privileges were $...
• Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up. Home
  Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do....