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• I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!
• Oh could I fly, I 'd fly with thee! We 'd make with joyful wing Our annual visit o'er the globe, Companions of the spring.
  -- John Logan (1748-1788) -- To the Cuckoo...
• I have looked on the hills of the stormy North, And the larch has hung his tassels forth.
  -- Felicia D. Hemas (1794-1835) -- The Voice of Spring...
• I win!" by U. Lose
• Canadian Alphabet:eh,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z.
• Sweet spring, full of sweet days and roses, A box where sweets compacted lie.
  -- George Herbert (1593-1633) -- Virtue...
• I'm walking to work this morning and it's a lovely spring day, and I'm walking up Sixth Avenue and I see one of those mime performers.
  So the mime is doing that famous mime routine where he's pretending to be trapped in a box....
• GAT d-- -p+ c++(+++) l- u+(++) e++(*) m+ s-/+ n+ h f* g+ w+ t+ r+ !y
• As U C, I have a fetish for abbr.'s!