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• Confessions Of A Gold Digger: Emile Ticket.
• Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out.
• There's a lady who knows, all that glitters is gold. -- Led Zeppeli
• All gold is fool's gold. -- Edward Abbey
• A gal I know was in a bar, and was approached by a guy who asked, "What's your sign?
  Her immediate response: "Neon....
• All of you out there who believe in telepathy, raise your hand.
  "All right. Now, everyone who believes in telekinesis...raise MY hand." -- Dennis Owe...
• Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete/Successfully in business.
  Cheat. BIBLE = A collection of fantastic legends without any scientific support....
• Ph.D.: Post Hole Digger.
• The state of England ... The drain on Britain's gold reserves has finally stopped.
  They've all gone ... We would all have had our backs to the wall--but we're so far behind with the building program that the wall isn't ready....