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• HUMDINGER -- an electric dildo.
• WOMBAT -- an australian dildo.
• More fun than a Ginsu Dildo.
• Men may come and men may go, but a cast iron dildo is hard to top.
• Did you hear that the trademark people in Washington are in a quandary over an application from an electrified-dildo manufacturer to register the term Good Vibes.
• That boss of yours must be a real prick," commiserated the fellow in response to his date's bitter complaints about the situation in her office.
  Not really," said the girl, "He's such a phony that I prefer to classify him as a dildo....