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• Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze.
• A frigid beer is a good beer.
• Marilyn Monroe? A vacuum with nipples.
• Every Titanic has its iceberg.
• Remember to leave 15% for the tip of the iceberg.
• Toes, knees, NIPPLES. Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES.
  .. Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• My nipples explode with delight! -- Monty Pytho
• Tips and taxes not included.
• Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.