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• A shotgun wedding is a matter of wife or death.
• Every bride has to learn it's not her wedding but her mother's.
• It's a match made in heaven. Unfortunately, it will have to be a shotgun wedding.
  -- Dr. Pulaski and Riker, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
• Get MS-DOS 6.0...Bill Gates needs to buy a wedding gift for his bride.
• We noticed that the bride was pregnant. So at the wedding everyone threw puffed rice.
  -- Dick Cave...
• I have my wedding to prepare, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it.
  I'm swamped. -- Prince Humperdink, "The Princess Bride", movie...
• Basic ceremony's twenty bucks. Here's your license.
  Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding is on the house....
• Your father just kissed a bride and got himself a black eye.
  I know everyone does it, but not seven years after the wedding....
• SMILEY (:-* kissing