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• Business-lunch tax-deduction reforms are overdue," the secretary announced firmly to the company's grievance counselor.
  When my boss returned to the office this afternoon, I was subjected to a three-martini lunge....
• Sudden Death Dating: Quote, female: Am I worried about taking his last name?
  Forget it, at this point I'll take his first name, too....
• I found this. He says his name's Arthur, but I think he's harmless.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• He doth nothing but talk of his horse; and he makes it a great appropriation to his own good parts, that he can shoe himself.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act i, Sc. 2...
• Be stiff!
• I dote on his very absence. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice
• pod: [Great Britain] n. A lower form of life found on {talker system}s and {MUD}s.
  The spod has few friends in {RL} and uses talkers instead, finding communication easier and preferable over the net....
• In my school-days, when I had lost one shaft, I shot his fellow of the selfsame flight The selfsame way, with more advised watch, To find the other forth
  and by adventuring both, I oft found both. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act i, Sc....
• The name is Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, dry. Gin is irrelevant.