It's Been Called To Our Attention That If Count Dracula Had Been Burned At The Stake, The Result Would Have Been Transylvanian Ghoul Ash.

It's Been Called To Our Attention That If Count Dracula Had Been Burned At The Stake, The Result Would Have Been Transylvanian Ghoul Ash.

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It's been called to our attention that if Count Dracula had been
burned at the stake, the result would have been Transylvanian ghoul ash.

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Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
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