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• The Mets were great in 'sixty eight, The Cards were fine in 'sixty nine, But the Cubs will be heavenly in nineteen and seventy.
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• There are nine and sixty ways of constructing tribal lays, And - every - single - one - of - them - is - right!
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• How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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