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• Asking me, asking me: do you know what love is? Sure, I know. A boy loves his dog.
• You *WILL* respect me in the morning!
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• Please don't put a strain on our friendship by asking me to do something for you.
• You never have to promise to respect a Beer in the morning.
• One is reminded of the society for the preservation of sea otters whose motto was "Do unto otters as you would have otters do unto you.
• How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you?...
• Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings with me.
  Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men aren't trained to share....