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• He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience
  like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it....
• Grimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is insane.
  Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah!...
• Leonard Box was arrested yesterday. Somebody told him his wife was as pretty as a picture, so he hung her on the wall.
  -- Charley Weaver (Cliff Arquette)...
• Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
  [sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
• Humorix Holiday Gift Idea #7 Bluescreen Computer Case US$
  27.97 at Bud's Beige Box Bazaar Real Geeks may not admit to using Windows, but there's still countless geeks out there who must suffer through the humiliation of using Windows while at work....
• Lisa: Look! The Seven Duffs! Bart: There's Tipsy and Queasy.
  .. Lisa: There's Surly and Remorseful... [Surly pushes Remorseful aside] [a kid takes a picture of Surly] Surly...
• home box n. A hacker's personal machine, especially one he or she owns.
  Yeah? Well, my home box runs a full 4.4 BSD, so there!...
• home box: n. A hacker's personal machine, especially one he or she owns.
  Yeah? Well, *my* home box runs a full 4.2 BSD, so there!" -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• blue box n. 1. obs. Once upon a time, before all-digital switches made it possible for the phone companies to move them out of band
  one could actually hear the switching tones used to route long-distance calls....