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• Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key. -- Confucius Say
• Confucious say: fool man climb tree to get cherrie
  wise man spread limbs. man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs....
• Mr. Rivera was the landlord in the apartment building I grew up in.
  He was the kind of landlord who never wanted to fix anything in the apartment....
• wHO STOLE mY cAPS kEY?
• Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.
• A man who is 'of sound mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key. -- Paul Valery
• Press any key to get your money back.
• There is something very suspicious about a man who keeps his booze under lock and key.... -- Vila
• Remember who has control of the DEL key!