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• Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. -- Emo Phillip
• Some days it's tough just keeping up with the losers.
• The difference between a cow chewing its cud and someone chewing bubble gum is that the cow has better manners than to blow bubbles with its cud.
• David was just a shepherd who liked to get his rocks off in leather.
• Some days the dragon wins ...
• Life always sucks--some days it just bothers you more than others.
• Eh, this junk was hardly worth getting up for. Maybe if I go back to sleep for a few days some &l
  good> mail will build up. -- "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Jargon Coiner (#3) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * LILOSPLAININ': Arduous process of explaining why there's now a LILO boot prompt on the office computer....