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• Punctuality is the thief of time. -- Oscar Wilde
• Constipation is the thief of time.
• Procrastination is the thief of time... -- Edward Young
• Constipation is the thief of time. Diarrhoea waits for no man.
• Procrastination is the thief of time. -- John Dos Paso
• Punctuality is disappointing if no one is there to appreciate it.
• 1. If you're early, it'll be cancelled. 2. If you bust your buns to be on time, you'll have to wait.
  3. If you are not on time, it'll be too late. -- Luftenberg's Punctuality Observatio...