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• Plain as a nose in a man's face.
  -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, The Author's Prologue to the Fifth Book...
• Plain as the nose on a man's face. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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• SMILEY :_) nose sliding off face
• As clear and as manifest as the nose in a man's face.
  -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part iii, Sect....
• O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, As a nose on a man's face, -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Two Gentlemen of Verona -- Act ii, Sc.
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• Yes, evil comes in many forms, whether it be a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin, but you can't let the package hide the pudding!
  Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it. You gotta smack it in the nose with the rolled-up newspaper of goodness!...
• The Plain Man's Guide to Alien Invasion.... -- Avo
• Don't cut off your nose to spite your face
• He talks to farts, man! -- Magic Nose Gobli