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• You may be redneck... if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard.
• Life consists in this. You no sooner get your head above water when someone flushes and it all starts over again.
• QUANTUM SUFFICIT The type of phrase that makes you wonder if this language would be any better off if there was someone in charge who had power of veto over the introduction of new words.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• You can only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them.
  But when you've robbed a man of everything he's no longer in your power--he's free again....
• It is a sorry time in life when nobody asks you to "act your age," any longer, for fear you will!
• The rotter who simpers that he sees no difference between the power of the dollar and the power of the whip, ought to learn the difference on his own hide -- as, I think, he will.
  Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction....
• Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
• Responsibility: Everyone says that having power is a great responsibility.
  This is a lot of bunk. Responsibility is when someone can blame you if something goes wrong....