Related:

• I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.
  o i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?...
• I is a university student. -- Bumper Sticke
• The "Defense of Marriage Act" before Congress was co-sponsored by the divorced Bob Dole and the divorced House Speaker Newt Gingrich.
  The bill, if it passes, has been promised to be signed by the renowned skirt-chaser President Bill Clinton....
• When I hear a man applauded by the mob I always feel a pang of pity for him.
  All he has to do to be hissed is to live long enough. -- H.L. Mencken, "Minority Repo...
• It's not a question of harm. One William Riker is..
  .unique, perhaps even special. But a hundred of him, a thousand of him, diminishes me in ways I can't even imagine....
• Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you really need him?
• Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!". -- Shakespeare
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• My uncle got a job driving a cab. He had the cab parked right in front of Grand Central Station, and an Episcopal bishop got into my uncle's cab.
  He said, "Take me to Christ Church." So my uncle took him up to St....