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• I Think I May Have Eaten There Myself Department: A man left a restaurant with a sandwich for which he had not paid, at high noon.
  He was quickly apprehended by the police and had the evidence in hand at the time....
• After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven.
  As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created....
• No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own.
  He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a teacher. -- Ben Johnso...
• A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth.
  Afterwards, the doctor came to her and said, "I have some....
• If a man remembers what is right at the sign of profi
  is ready to lay down his life in the face of danger, and does not forget sentiments he has repeated all his life when he has been in straitened circumstances for a long time, he may be said to be a complete man....
• Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate.
  The first man said, This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation....