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• Always remember some people are more human than others.
• Do you mind if I jump up on your head? I feel like a walk around the block. -- Jack Kirkwood
• No wonder there is water pollution. Everyday, some 300 million bottles of Coca Cola are drunk by people around the world.
• Beauty is all around for those who chose to see it.
• hang: v. 1. To wait for an event that will never occur.
  The system is hanging because it can't read from the crashed drive"....
• hang v. 1. [very common] To wait for an event that will never occur.
  The system is hanging because it can't read from the crashed drive"....
• Life - A sexually transmitted disease which afflicts some people more severely than others.
• I say stay away from the miserable people, because misery does love company.
  Just look at a fly strip. You never see a fly stuck there saying, "Go around!...
• Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way.
  Cars, too! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...